{"id":738,"date":"2010-06-02T16:43:52","date_gmt":"2010-06-02T20:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/halfton.withbloodandthunder.com\/?p=738"},"modified":"2010-06-06T20:22:22","modified_gmt":"2010-06-07T00:22:22","slug":"theyre-good-theyre-reeeeaaaalll-no-theyre-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/halfton.withbloodandthunder.com\/?p=738","title":{"rendered":"They’re good, they’re REEEEAAAALLL!! No, they’re not."},"content":{"rendered":"

Food [rating:2] – I didn’t get sick, so that’s something
\nService [rating:2] – It took the entire length of War Pigs, by Black Sabbath to order and get my food. 8 minutes.
\nPrice [rating:1] – I can think of WAY better things to eat for $7.
\nOverall [rating:1.5] – It is a step above the McRib, but that isn’t saying much.<\/p>\n

Burger King
\n687 West State Street
\nHurricane, UT 84737-1973
\n(801) 635-3663<\/p>\n

So I saw the commercial and said “fine, I’ll bite”. I have always wondered when fast food would try and do actual ribs. Now that they have, I wanted to see how badly they effed it up. Well, the answer is pretty bad.<\/p>\n

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The ribs do seem to be actual ribs as opposed to the infamous McRib. They do also seem to have come into contact with actual fire at some point too. This is about all the good I have to say about these things.<\/p>\n

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Now, onto the bad. First off, they’re pretty flavorless besides char and salt. The majority of the flavor comes from the BBQ sauce, which is the same sauce you get if you ask for it with chicken nuggets or something. So you could really save yourself the trouble and just get some of that for free along with some salt. Put them together, imagine it has a bone in it, and you would get basically the same experience.<\/p>\n

Also, it apparently takes them a long time to make them. There was nobody in line, and from order to driving away it took the entire lenght of “War Pigs” by Black Sabbath. 8 minutes.<\/p>\n

Final note, don’t do it unless you have some horrible burning curiosity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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